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What inspires YOU to achieve miracles?

Miracle maker

Money is good.  Happiness is better.  Both of them together…well, that can really make life rock (especially if you add coffee!  :)  ).

Thus, let me now as you:

What inspires you to make things happen and excel past all possible predictions? 

It can be many things.  Consider the:

  • Desire to better your financial position.
  • Love for your family.
  • Love for your true friends.
  • Passion for a cause.
  • Desire to teach by example money-making skills to your family

Many, many many MANY reasons [Read more]

April Fool’s Day - Are you already planning your online blog joke?

April Fools jokeMorning!

The sun is shining, the birdies are mooing and the cows are tweeting and of course, I’ll bet the immediate thought that smacked you upside the head upon reading that was:

Hey!  In less than a week it will be April Fools Day! 

followed closely by

Hey!  I wonder if I should take advantage of that!

followed closely by

Hey!  How on earth do I even begin?

Well, gentle readers, fear ye NOT about the above, for I shall give you some super pointers to increasing your readership thru your own April Fools joke you’ll devise on your blog.  It’s really not difficult at all [Read more]

“Make Up Your Own Holiday” Day plus 26 other insightful blogging ideas

Bright Blogging Ideas from AskOwlbert<YAWN> Easter is over and Purim is over and Spring Equinox is over and ….

Oh hello!  Nice to have you drop by!  

I hope your weekend was quite enjoyable as well.  Over here in Ling Land, we did the usual Easter Egg Dye-Kiddie-Fingers blue and green and pink, a holiday brunch, quality time with the family, etc.  And now it’s time to start the day!

As you know, finding ideas about what to write can sometimes be a daunting task.  That’s why I’ve scoured the Internet for you!  Did you know that [Read more]

Viva the Easter Broccoli Bunny - Day 5 of 5, Critical Blog Post Check List

Easter Broccoli Bunny!In two words, I am going to reveal to you the secret for eternal bliss.  Yes indeed, only 2 (count ‘em, 2!) words:

Are you ready?  Atingle with excitement?  Riveted on the edge of your seat?  Okay, here we go:

"A full night of heavenly luxurious sleep couple with" "utterly decadent coffee upon waking up".

What do you mean that’s not two words?  ‘course it is!  Don’t you see [Read more]

“Beat you next week!” How to write so your niche blog audience relates.

Karate SparringYou know, niche blogging ideas can emerge from the strangest of places.

No, I’m not talking about praying to the All Powerful Blog Idea Faerie, or dropping your freshly-made piping hot morning coffee onto your pajama-clad nether regions, or even absently-mindedly commenting to your darling children:

"No dear, we do NOT use Mommy’s newly folded clothing as the scratch pad for your Elmer glueing (ohmigosh wow, what a magnificent blogging topic!)"

Instead, I’m referring to tried and true testosterone-fueled ability of [Read more]

Viva the Easter Broccoli Bunny! Gaining the Edge and Managing your blog audience’s expectations - Day 3 of 5

Easter Broccoli Bunny!Pssst!  I have the ultimate blog-writing secret:

Do you think you can handle it?  Are you alert?  Ready to be amazed?  Can you guess what I’m about to write?  Read the next line and digest it for 3 seconds:

Microsoft is buying CNN.

 Okay, HOLD ON!  The above is NOT true….but….let me ask you: [Read more]

Kindly stop bleeding on your fellow students - Blogging Netiquette Lessons from Brazilian Jui Jitsu

Karate studentsYesterday was my second class of Brazilian Jui-jitsu!

Now, if you’re not familiar with this awesome sport of kings, macho dudes and all-powerful mother units, let me explain a bit about it - basically you grapple with your opponent and try to pin/immobilize/win the bout.

Doesn’t that sound simply heavenly?  I mean, think about it - after hours and hours of typing at your keyboard and watching your children fling their cheerios heavenwards in order to test out if removing them from the box FIRST makes them fall faster….what else [Read more]

What being kicked through the air taught me about blogging - When your blog is attacked

Karate KickIt never fails to astound me!  I can draw parallels regarding blogging to just about any event that happens to me!

Take yesterday….at adult karate sparring.  Now, I adore sparring - there’s something about gearing up with a chest protector, helmet, hand/foot pads, etc., and taking one person after person; after 8 hours of typing in front of a computer, it’s a great stress relaxer!   

So there I was; ’twas my second day back from  my insane work pace of the last 4 weeks.  Over the weekend, mind you, I had invested in awesomely magnificent new headgear (that actually allowed me to use my peripheral vision!  What a concept to actually SEE [Read more]

“If you even DARE to comment I will make certain you regret it!” - How friendly is YOUR blog?

Are you an angry blogger?Blogging ideas can come from the most unique sources online!

There I was, waiting for the beginning of a performance of excited 6 year olds.   Now, if you’re not familiar with this particular breed of exotic human beans, 6 year olds have the uncanny ability to make their whispers register an 8.9 on the Richter Scale.   And one of the comments from the adults, I believe, was "if you even DARE to make a peep before the show starts, you shall regret it!"

Instant silence ensued…..for at least 17 seconds.   That was a record, I think.  :)

But it reminded me [Read more]

Easily add a signature image to your blog posts

SignatureIt started last evening, it certainly did.

I had just returned from my beloved 2.4 mile circle walk with my kids.  Refreshed from the early morning late afternoon air, I was about to shut down my computer and actually (I hope you’re sitting down for this one) rest, when I took one last look at my blog reader.

Well!  Lorelle had posted an utterly magnificent article about Breaking Trust: How Not To Link to a Plagiarist that just drew me in and kept me reading and reading and reading.  Within that article, I found another great resource about personalizing one’s blog by adding a signature image.  WOW!  What a super idea!  I highly recommend reading it - the instructions are spelled out in plain simple language that makes it easy to implement.  I’ve done that for my own blog already.

If you’re of a graphical bent, you can take advantage of all the free software fonts that are available online or even make your own!  Some resources I’ve discovered are:

[Read more]

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