RANT - What Twitter REALLY is missing Part 9 - Automatic Coffee Apparition!
9 days ago I wrote my first Twitter rant over here.
It’s time for my 9th Twitter rant! I’m confident you’ll agree that
No Automatic Coffee Apparition
is depressing in the extreme, wouldn’t you agree?
I mean, let’s take this seriously. How on earth can I be expected to masterfully create the ultimate of tweets if my neverEnding coffee supply…..ends?
I’ve seen the Good Humor truck around my neighborhood; it should be just as easy for the company to hire 3,275 coffee trucks to drive around my area, bestowing coffee refills whenever I use the Twitter application. After all, as you know:
Coffee Is Life
Period, end of statement! Twitter is already a superior product….but if they added free coffee refills, wow oh wow, just think of the possibilities!
Starbucks could brand Tweets!
Coffee, Twitter, Tweets AND Product Placement - why surely, it’s a recipe for paradise. 
ThankYouVeryMuch!
Owlbert
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pps - and speaking about automatic coffee!
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